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NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

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she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
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#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
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#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
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2004-12-22 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: i didnt know there was gonna be another batman movie either....when is it comming out???

2004-12-22 [Balthizar]: next summer!cant wai, hes my fav super hero

2004-12-22 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: cool

2004-12-22 [Aleka]: me and my best bud saw that preview and started screaming and smacking each other... people moved away in the movie theatre....

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: OMG

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: you should have been there berni!

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: when was it? friday? or saturday?

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: we should do something soon...all of us....maybe Miles too cuz he feels sad.

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: miles is leaving but i promised to hang out with him on the 28... we should do something

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: oh yeah forgot he's going to kansas or something

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: yeah.... kansas

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: ah

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: anyway

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: yeah

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: lol... umm lets see here... i could talk about my beautifully baked pumpkin pies.... to bad i cant stand pumpkin pie

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: niether can i

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: ...damn... i guess i can't make you jealous of those luscious pies sitting on my oven....

2004-12-23 [tomfucker]: Pies where

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: my house! i baked them cuase i'm speacial

2004-12-23 [tomfucker]: I want one

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: pie good....

2004-12-23 [tomfucker]: yes it is I like cherry my self

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: mmmm....cherry...or apple cinnamon....or chocolate pecan....yummy

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: .... i'm more of a chocolate cream pie person my self... or a cocnut cream pie.... mmm cocnut

2004-12-23 [tomfucker]: I aslo love all those also

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: i have to bake them all tomorrow.....

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: yummy

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: yeah... there goes my entire day

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: 8(... i hate baking all at once

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: um yeah....don't let me near an oven

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: lol... comon you can't be that bad at cooking

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: actually, i dunno...i've never baked anything before...i can cook lumpia (eggrolls) tho

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: oh yeah and tortillas

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: lol....thats rather sad berni

2004-12-23 [Yanaba]: yeah i know

2004-12-23 [Aleka]: you could always come over tomorrow and help me cook.............

2004-12-23 [tomfucker]: I love to cook

2004-12-23 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: i dont...it makes me bored

2004-12-26 [Yanaba]: cooking's actually fun...i think anyway. So how was everyone's Holiday??

2004-12-26 [Balthizar]: good, im engaged^^

2004-12-26 [Yanaba]: *gasps* really? wow!

2004-12-26 [Yanaba]: congrats, man!

2004-12-26 [Balthizar]: thanks^^

2004-12-26 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: mine was boring

2004-12-26 [Aleka]: congrats on the engagement!

2004-12-26 [Balthizar]: thank you^^

2004-12-26 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: congreats

2004-12-29 [Yanaba]: why was urs boing?

2004-12-29 [Yanaba]: u didn't do anything?

2004-12-29 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: not really..we just sat there talking the whole time

2004-12-29 [Yanaba]: well, talking is sometimes good. Was it with family or friends at least?

2004-12-29 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: not with the family that i have...they annoy the hell out of u

2004-12-30 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-12-30 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea....the only fun part was when i got to steal my cousins chair from him cuz it was his turn to open his present...and he tried to snap at me to get out of his chair...and it didnt work...i was like...im sry...i dont get up for shorties....and he called me a youngin again...which annoys the crap out of me and yea...so i was like...atleast im not shorter than some1 that is younger than me

2004-12-30 [Cherub]: ohhh congratulations on the engagement ^_^

2004-12-30 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: lol

2004-12-30 [Yanaba]: hehe....that's funny

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: So hows everyones new year going? hope they are all happy ones

2005-01-01 [Aleka]: i've had better times... in fact these last few weeks have sucked ass

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: have they that is not good :( hopefully the days will improve for you

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: i liked mine...sry ppl

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: i enjoyed mine too don't see family often you don't need to be sorry for enjoying yourself slave

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea...i know...idk y i said sry

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: ahhh ok nice to meet people so considerate :D

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea...idk...i just got used to saying im sry a lot...and yea

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: ahhh well sorry is not always needed to be said if it becomes reflex it becomes quite meaningless or i think so

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea...i know,...iv been trying to stop saying sry all the time...and yea

2005-01-01 [Cherub]: sound like one of my mates in my house it is fine :)

2005-01-01 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea......ok

2005-01-02 [Aleka]: LOL... that was a wonderful conversation... 8*P... i personally don't like when people say sorry when they have nothing to do with the problem but then i do that sometimes to....

2005-01-02 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea.....i dont mean to...idk...i just type it sometimes...and yea

2005-01-02 [Cherub]: yeah everyone has a reflex to say sorry ever so often

2005-01-02 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yea...hey...take my quiz plz...heres the site... http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050102183335-706439

2005-01-03 [tomfucker]: Hello ladies

2005-01-03 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: hello....

2005-01-03 [tomfucker]: so how are you

2005-01-03 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: fine...u???

2005-01-03 [tomfucker]: I am ok I am just going to miss my girlfriend when I live in the Morning when I fly back to CA

2005-01-03 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: im sry....where r u now???

2005-01-03 [tomfucker]: I am at home in minnesota

2005-01-03 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: o...

2005-01-03 [Hermes322]: HAPPY NEW YEAR! My resolution is to get lqaid!

2005-01-03 [Cherub]: Sounds a good resolution to me :P

2005-01-03 [Hermes322]: lol

2005-01-03 [Aleka]: have fun with that! .... 8*P

2005-01-03 [Cherub]: i am sure she will :P

2005-01-03 [Hermes322]: LOL

2005-01-03 [Cherub]: What O:-)

2005-01-03 [Hermes322]: Well what's up to the 19 yrs old??? ^.~

2005-01-03 [Cherub]: not doing much burning time so may head off soon (i think that is what you asked :S)

2005-01-04 [Hermes322]: Buzz...that's not what I was implying. ^.~

2005-01-04 [Cherub]: is anyone on at this time that talks on here?

2005-01-04 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: idk...what time was it???

2005-01-04 [Cherub]: about 30 minutes ago so people are on then

2005-01-04 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: o...yea...lol

2005-01-04 [Cherub]: anyway i am heading off to bed now you enjoy yourself

2005-01-04 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ok...bye

2005-01-04 [Pedito]: whoa, I haven't really been around, we have new hookers. where do I put pictures of me in drag at? I forgot.

2005-01-04 [Legacy Rite]: We have two hookers to every one bouncer so its not so bad.

2005-01-04 [Aleka]: you in drag? hmmmm lets.... ask [Yanaba] since shes got that one contest thingy...

2005-01-04 [Balthizar]: lol

2005-01-04 [Aleka]: .....i'd hate to over step [Yanaba]... that'd be horrible!

2005-01-04 [Legacy Rite]: Shed kill us all

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: huh???yea...me not so smart...

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: lol... she'd kill me literally.... walk over to my house and beat me with a stick!! oh wait... she finally got her license... so she'd drive over to my house...

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: and run you over wiht her car....*hides [Aleka] *there we go...

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: LOL thx! nice to know people care

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: *locks cupboared so she cant get cought...or out*yup^^im a bouncer,my job to protect the members..

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ....you hid me in a cupboard??? ..... well i guess i shouldn't complain.... is there a food supply in here and water?? god only knows when it'll be safe for me to come out.... wait a min... i haven't done anything!

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: he has a point he is only doing his duty :P *hands balthizar the safe just incase the cupboard is not enough

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: *Balthizar takes it...goes and gets a frigde thats full of food and water and puts it in hte cup boared*there we go..hhmmm..one more thing*puts a TV in there along with a remote and cable hoo up,on another idea he addes in a tiolet with tioelt paper*there we go

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ...wait... i haven't done anything yet!! i haven't !!!

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: oh..OO...*opens hte door*ok then...wait...why would she kill oyu again?

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ....if i overstepped her authority and told [Pedito] where he should put his picture in drag she'd kill me but i didn't!!

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: you sure she won't kill you for just suggesting it tho?

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: OO oh...

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ...for suggesting what??

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: huh???

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: suggesting that you may tell [Pedito] where to drag his picture

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: but i didn't suggest any where to [Pedito]... i told em to ask berni!

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: ahh that is ok then all safe

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: oh.... good... glad i'm not gonna be beaten by a stick... or run over...

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: that could still happen just not by anyone you know

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: huh???

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ....yeah... but i'd fight them... i'd just sit on the ground and let [Yanaba] go at it.... she'd have a good reason while anyone else... i doubt they'd have any reason at all...

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: true true

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: .....[~*(^GONE^)*~] why are you confused?

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: idk...

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: lol....okay

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: kk...

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: *sits out the way unsure what is happening now :S*

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: no one is ever sure what is happening!! thats when you make really random inane comments that start conversations

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: lol

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: well i can't do that i am completely sane

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ....inane... not insane.... god let me get my dictionary so i don't confuse people... lacking sense... empty

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: that is what it means!

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ok

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: .............

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: *pokes aleka as she has gone quiet*

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: lol

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ....*screams b/c i've been poked*.... 8*P... i'm off to bed... and since no one else can make inane comment starting comments i will.... the finest creature to be found upon this world is the sloth! Don't deny it! i think thats rather random...

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: my head hurts

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: i do not denie it is the finest creature in the world what other creature gets away with doing nearly nothing for its existence apart from sleep and not get harmed

2005-01-05 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: huh????ok....nvm...

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: ...sloths the wonder of thee world... i did a report on sloths once.... did you know that they hang upside down all the time and b/c of this their organs are all switched around!! fascinating!

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: if that is true wow that is interesting :)

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: i assume its true... but then it was the fourth grade....

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: yah, and it takes four months for sloths to properly turn there wastes into shit

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: i will have to look that up some time now

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: well,...i learned it while injapan...about...8 years ago i think...when i was in elementary

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: :S ok why does everyones education system apart from mine have sloths in it :S

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: hmmm... do you speak japanese?

2005-01-05 [Balthizar]: i was watching the discovery channel

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: i can read the harigana and katikana just can't remeber the grammar or vocabulary lol

2005-01-05 [Pedito]: can anyone cheer me up?

2005-01-05 [Cherub]: whats up mate :(

2005-01-05 [Aleka]: i give free hugs!! *hugs [Pedito]

2005-01-06 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ok

2005-01-06 [Aleka]: ...do you know how to type something else?

2005-01-06 [Hermes322]: HELLO!! ONE AND ALL!!!! *brings in basket with food in it* I BROUGHT FOOD!!! Why???*thinks* honestly, i have no idea I just felt like it.

2005-01-06 [Aleka]: FOOD!!! *attacks the basket with unwholesome vigor*

2005-01-06 [Hermes322]: Ummmmm....You'er welcome Aleka???

2005-01-06 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: oooo....whats in the basket????me might want sum...and i do know how to type other things...sry...i just am really busy...

2005-01-06 [Aleka]: lol!  thanks... i guess i'll share some of it...

2005-01-06 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: kk...yay!!!me feel special

2005-01-06 [Aleka]: lol... you can have the cheese... i don't like cheese it smells weird! ;)

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ahhhh...grrr...lol

2005-01-07 [tomfucker]: * walks in and sits down*

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: hihi

2005-01-07 [Aleka]: what [~*(^GONE^)*~]? do you not like cheese??

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: kinda

2005-01-07 [Aleka]: ....ummm.... damn *hands you the basket* enjoy! 8)

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: is that all there was???

2005-01-07 [Aleka]: ...i don't know... its the magical basket of plenty so i guess its got whatever you want in it! 8)

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: yay!!!ummmm...

2005-01-07 [Aleka]: 8).... enjoy it!!

2005-01-07 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: kk

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: SO.... how is everyone?

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: fine...u??

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: lol....i'm good... are you always on?

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: a lot of the time,....i normally dont have nething to do...so i get online...and yea

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: 8) thats cool... whenever i get on your on you know... this is a nice place to stave off boredom i agree

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ok

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: i hit enter to soon... and had to edit it... *blushes* i'm a clutz today

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: LOL...ITS OK......YEA...LOL

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: 8D... i've done stuff like that on other wiki's today already so i think i should probally go lie in a corner to avoid destroying the internet since thats whats gonna happen if i stay on here any longer...

2005-01-08 [Hermes322]: I'm STILL THROWING UP!! THIS SUCKS!!

2005-01-08 [Aleka]: ...ummm.... how long have you been throwing up?

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: im sry..i hope u get better

2005-01-08 [Hermes322]: Four days!! Thank you.

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: ur welcum

2005-01-08 [Hermes322]: ^^

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: teehee

2005-01-08 [Hermes322]: Ummmm...where did Aleka go??? I have a slight problem

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: idk...me sry

2005-01-08 [Hermes322]: it's cool

2005-01-08 [~*(^GONE^)*~]: kks

2005-01-09 [Aleka]: ....problem?? what is this problem... i left and now i'm sorry i left....

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